The gym is not a nightclub. It’s not a cafe. It’s not a bloody bar. It’s a gym. So can you please stop getting together to gossip about shit-all and just get on with your workout? And as soon as you’re done, get out. Go. Leave. Don’t spend the entire day there. You become a waste of space if you just sit around chatting. Don’t sit on the benches in the locker room chattering away. And don’t you dare lay down on them either, you selfish bitches. Other people want to use them. Out out out!!

And to that girl that annoys the crap out of me… you may spend more time at the gym than me, but don’t for one second think I don’t know that you sit around flirting with all the men instead of using the equipment. Work your body out… not your stupid mouth.