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Fitness First
What they say = What they mean


Welcome to Fitness First! = Welcome to McFitness!
Can I help you? = Please ask your question and piss off
We have a great deal for you = Please bend over and get ready
Yes we will get a guy to clean that up right away = Watch out for Hep A, B & C
We have the finest personal trainers = Convicts that lift weights in prison make great trainers upon release

 

I totally agree! I got that impression also - 'thanks for ur money, now get lost!' lol...they lose a sudden interest once u'v signed up...i was considering signing up again but have suddenly lost the interest - i remember how friendly the sales lady was in trying to get me to join up and once i'd joined she would blank me when i said hi to her!!! :-D lots of my friends have similar reasons as mine, which is why im not going back now!